Asexuality : (Get) Benefit, (Have) Fun, Seize (the day)
It literally works in this way. In order to feed the craving monster inside your heart, You feel the urgency to have fun and more and more of it. It may sound grim but believe me considering that -sooner or later- we’re all gonna give up playing this repetitive and cliche game called life, We think we should have fun and get benefit of everything that we’re gifted by God. A guy/girl is the only reason why you go depressive when you think you’re gonna die, I assume. That’s the only reason why I’m living a life instead of devoting it to a third party guy/girl.
After a sort of f***ed up brief, I think I can go on with pros and cons of being an asexual. Why not to make it way simple? Let’s create a list! :)
Pros
Here’s my top 5. I bet there’s more of them for the Asexuals around the world. :)
- The best thing about being an asexual is being free as a bird. You may leave for a far-off city whenever you want w/o giving a damn about anyone.
- You can create lists, make a schedule for your own sweet self and have a life in your way.
- A huge bed to sleep! It’s the best thing I’ve ever led to. :)
- Having tons of Straight and LGBT friends. Just when you tell people about yourself, They consider you as a saint or a pet and feel close to you just as a friend. No strings attached, literally, lol.
- A unique point of view. Goggles out when you’re an asexual. ;) The facts are all naked now, w.
Cons
There are not so much of it but if you’re blue, life gets harder for an asexual.
- In a depressive day, The cute couples cuddling could make you go question yourself. Other than being a detective of mine, I’d prefer being questioned in Iraq or anywhere coming to sound slightly unbearable.
- I’ll speak to you directly. Asexuality makes you hornier than ever. It’s the second con I’ve ever faced w/.
As you see, An asexual is not a straight nor a homo. He/She just enjoys and celebrates the fact that we’re living a life on a mesmerizing planet like that. Most of us are humanists and yes we like hugging like Teletubbies.
It’s the manual of an asexual written by Me. I’ll explain it in details in the next posts. I’m super excited. :3
(Source: Wikipedia)
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